@rachslawich There’s two types of people in this world 😪 I was in a meeting yesterday where i had to divide $1000 by 50 … took me a solid 2 minutes to come up with 20 while the client sat there like 👁👄👁 …so embarrassing, should’ve taken those sheets more seriously😭
A series…
rating the dogs my vet friend sends our gc very very lowly /10 just to get a rise out of them for my own entertainment
took 4x to be booted from the gc, I think I can do better next time
@rachslawich they did this to me with a tracksuit and it got pushed back 6 MONTHS … and then they told me that they discontinued the colour i ordered. i’ve never been so shook.
GOVERNMENT: stay home
ME: ok I’m staying home
GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?
ME: can I?
GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno
ME: can I goto the park?
GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police
You spend years building trust in a relationship, and make one mistake (forgetting to take the chicken out yesterday) and all of a sudden all the trust goes out the window
i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat