skye

brb in the gulag

[J🇺🇸 @the_fem_tm]

As a man, you do not have rights around pregnancy because you cannot get pregnant. Your reproductive role is ejaculating & you have every right to choose whether and where you do that.

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

pets whenever u have a snack in front of them:

[skye @skyegodfrey]

@leehaslam__

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

[siwel ronnoc @Paddezzz]

2x Fred again tickets for sale as can’t go now, dm me x

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The trophy isn’t coming home for England, but once again they have done themselves proud ❤️

Another incredible tournament for the @Lionesses.

#ENG #FIFAWWC

[Greg James @gregjames]

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

[ASHLEIGH LOUISE @axhleighlouise]

Lucy Letby's friends are weird. If my friend had been convicted of killing 7 babies I wouldn't be on TV calling her the "nicest person I know" be so fucking serious.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Lee Haslam @leehaslam__]

Right we’ve got @ADRmusicuk in Spalding on Saturday so fuck Oppenheimer off and come see some real life bombs being dropped ⚡️

https://t.co/VJysYhElKC

[Hannah Durcan @hannah_durcan]

What an absolute waste of money, if you can’t stop smoking for the sake of your unborn baby why the fuck is 400 pound gonna stop you?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

Remember her 😂😂😂

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

No one:

Me at 2am: