Skye

When I tell jokes, sometimes I laugh too hard as I’m telling them, and nobody understands the punch line.

[Skye @skyelamay]

You know that feeling when you’re bored but you’re too lazy to do anything so you just stare into nothing and accept the boredom... yeah

[Skye @skyelamay]

@MackenzieSpink I had a kid say to me while hugging my legs: “Your eyes look like a forest... like a fairytale forest.” It was sweet, but different 😂

[Skye @skyelamay]

Watching the movie “2012” - it kinda puts things into perspective. Like, yeah this sucks, but at least the ground beneath me isn’t being crumpled up and sucked into the ocean 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Skye @skyelamay]

I was getting anxious about being in self quarantine for a week, but then I remembered that Rapunzel was socially isolated for 18 years... and she sorta turned out okay... and that logic made me feel a tad better

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

If you haven’t watched this video, please do. I’ve never heard of this woman before. But I’m damn glad she’s up there doing her job for all of us. No smart ass political clap backs please. Just RT, share and move on if you please.

[James @CaucasianJames]

if i ever end up doing something extremely stupid in public i just hope there’s a british guy around to say “he’s gone mad”

[Skye @skyelamay]

@Thesupercole Zion!

[cornkalb @kalb_christian]

this video has this week summed up.

[Skye @skyelamay]

@JosiahShuffett1 What’s with you a driving West 😂

[Skye @skyelamay]

@PeterKochanek Hahaha I could see that 😂 I’m just determined

[Skye @skyelamay]

Jumping on the bandwagon... I’d say I’m a 6 🤷🏼‍♀️ what do you think?

[Montana Lindsley @saerodynamic_]

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

[Skye @skyelamay]

God did not give woman a voice for others to silence it

[Skye @skyelamay]

If you’re somewhere in the city and there’s liquid on the ground, just always assume it’s pee

[Skye @skyelamay]

This will be my future child. I know it.

[Skye @skyelamay]

When I worked at Disney, guests would always say, “Don’t you just LOVE working here? It’s so magical!”

Me after a day of getting blamed for the rain, yelled at because the lines are too long, and cursed out because we don’t sell the chip and dale pin:

[Skye @skyelamay]

Something about rearranging furniture that makes me want to do my work better

[Skye @skyelamay]

Live footage of me walking across a crosswalk today and then realizing that I didn’t have the right of way #newyorkcity #sorry #taxisarescary

[Skye @skyelamay]

I saw a rat in the subway on my way to work today. And my first initial thought wasn’t “Ew” or “gross”... it was “Yes! My first rat!”

[Skye @skyelamay]

Laila and Stanley at Deluxe Burger at Disney Springs made some magic for my family and I this morning! They were able to work out our quick-service trouble so that we could get some lunch for our trip back home. They both deserve a big #CastCompliment!

[Skye @skyelamay]

These two awesome cast members at Big Top Souvenirs were so kind to my family and I. Lauren and Aryn are excellent, and they both deserve a big #castcompliment!