Skyfynine9

'Let's go bro! Let's... gbro!'

'You sure said that.'

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

@esteebobestie Indubitably

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

Time is relative and completely at my mercy

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

Got recognized today as my father's daughter out in the wild

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

Fool-sized bed

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

There are 207 bones in the body if I have anything to say about it.

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

I contain a singular multitude

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

@skankworm69 Sorry I can't hear you

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

All my homies hate the microwave vent fan

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

The ion doesn't concern itself with the L

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

"Hot parent summer" - mom

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

Getting through the week by reminding myself this is just a normal tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

I'm full of sugar and spite
And I'm ready to fight

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

Thanks for the coleg degree @Slimecicle

[Skyfynine9 @skyfynine9]

I'm like if a sports boy was a girl and also not into sports

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Shoutout to everyone that is da gay 🥰🥰

[karrah 💗 @karrahh_]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Big Pony Club

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[Ringo Lard @skankworm69]

I feel like I’m working shopping a tight five on first dates… the issue is I have no material for the second date