Eric Haakonson

Somewhere there's an ex-girlfriend filled with an incredible sense of regret.

[Eric Haakonson @skyhaak]

Safety Dance: 🎶You can dance if you want to, 🎵You can leave your friends behind...
Me: If you find yourself in a situation that requires you to leave your friend’s behind, I’m thinking you are probably more than friends at that point.

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@Jane_Doe82 Just a Zima please

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@chestrovert @greek_heanen

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@avainwordland

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@Gupton68 Maybe we should just table this discussion until later. Like once the kids are grown.

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@grantra @thegoodgodabove Evidently you’ve never tried methamphetamine.

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@Ashqui_Ventures @thegoodgodabove Other than your folks…

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@ecbean @thegoodgodabove How is that okay?

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@Dave_Gasque @thegoodgodabove

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@thegoodgodabove

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@thegoodgodabove Anjadoodle

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@tara__sparkles 11 tweets in and I like your Twitter feed so far. Thanks for being you.

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@LindenmuthWendi 4 • Twenty Five
to Life

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@thegoodgodabove while listening to your latest episode I had to pause & send you this picture of Anjadoodle’s butt because it’s obviously Jesus on the cross & you just mentioned him showing up on dog’s butts.

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@OMGSoOverIt

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@NotTodayEric The real me? I’m the one driving slow.

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@thegoodgodabove Who? Cares! It’s being able to enjoy life that’s important.

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@LyfeOfRyley Unless you’re an 11 year old boy. That wasn’t too fun.

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@PoodleSnarf Have you ever watched an episode of American Pickers while not being high on Ecstasy? What’s that like?

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@Gupton68 I don’t know what any of that meant.

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@ShortsRandomnes @LindenmuthWendi How do you mean?