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unemployed activities

[sky @skyhighlolx]

part 2 of spooky baking with @graveghostie is up now!! 👻 go like or you’ll be waking up to all of powerwolf outside your window howling at the moon 🌕📢🐺 https://t.co/n2sLh1bK6s

[sky @skyhighlolx]

the worst person you know said that it takes a lot for him to be a dick to someone and got laughed at in his face

[sky @skyhighlolx]

i’m working with the worst person you know (he got fired from a wiz khalifa tour for doing too many drugs)

[ana @WASTEIT]

check on your 5sos friends they might be experiencing extreme back pain right now

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[kaila 🎃🏒 @strkrhds]

every day men come on this app and talk about being rapists openly but then get mad when you say it’s rape

[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

As it happens, my sex ed teacher DID talk about blue balls. Made sure to tell us that it's not as big a deal as men say it is and not to let them talk us into things we didn't want to do because of it :)

[Charmander Aznable @CharmandAznable]

Perdón por mi opinión de extrema izquierda, pero si crees que una mujer te está insinuando por no llevar corpiño sos un violador en potencia.

[✮ haddie⁷ is in ₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚ paradise ✮ @breesukimakugo]

i wish blue balling killed men fr

[sky @skyhighlolx]

where am i at financially? stealing a rotisserie chicken from the store for dinner

[sky @skyhighlolx]

me when my cousin facetimes me that she’s at 5sos

(im literally going to two shows i just have to wait a month and a half)

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Very happy to announce I’ve been this friend for many of my thinner friends once upon a time and every single one of them asked me to do it because the dudes were fucking creeps

[sky @skyhighlolx]

vape so low shit taste like chat gpt

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

forgot to moisturise after my shower and my face feels like this

[isabella ♱ @swanhoneymoon]

WHAT 😭

[sky @skyhighlolx]

pride night was also just some chipmunk mascot (not their official one btw just some random animal) running around with a pride flag on

[sky @skyhighlolx]

work is taking us on a company outing to a baseball game tonight where it’s pride night AND cheese night AND $3 beer night

[sky @skyhighlolx]

it was also $3 hot dog night. with a surprise $35 voucher from work so guess how that went

[sky @skyhighlolx]

my boss drove me to and from bc we’re neighbors and guess who took advantage of $3 beer and fucking YAPPED the whole way home