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[sky @skylar_payton]

why????? do people think????complaining about prices???? to a teenage employee????? is going to get them anywhere????

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

My official Barbenheimer schedule

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[I'm a Vessel! @DjamarV]

Coachella is suing Afrochella for copyright infringement.

An America entity is suing an African entity for stealing.

Stealing.

[amanda @amandabb__]

forced to give birth even if it’ll kill you. and they talking about they’re protecting “life”

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

they’re not pro-life, they’re pro-minimizing-women’s-rights.

if they were pro life, we’d have better gun control, universal healthcare, better support for homeless people & those in need.

don’t be fooled by their jargon.

[sky @skylar_payton]

someone needs to tell instagram this update is NOT it 😩

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

[sky @skylar_payton]

okay and? what about it???

[erica @ericawilsonx]

my whole lockdown mood:

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

Almost as if the "blue lives matter" stuff was never about loving police as much as just hating Black people.

[Mary-Ann @maryannmsengi]

Literally begging for a full lockdown if it means we’ll be free by summer 😭 I cannot have another summer stolen from me

[ESÉ @EseKors]

Congratulations! Confirmed! Accepted! Promoted! Sold Out! Booked! All 2021✨ AMEN .

[sky @skylar_payton]

Worth while thread for anyone unsure of the vaccine and worried over it being an mRNA vaccine

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦 🇬🇭 @jxnnyway]

I ain’t never seen 2 happy uni students. Always one of em gotta be contemplating dropping out

[starfire @angelitamandaa]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email finds me: