Skylar Gartamaker

Simp for Gus

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@PLL08 This man absolutely raided a runnings

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@RealCntryOutlaw I don’t like em personally. But these weren’t the dudes that made pop country popular.

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These three actually did.

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@MarlboroMansTD I think when it comes to Sturgill he’s more of a “best musician” maybe? The guy has an ear and mind for composition I think. But I don’t think he’s the best lyricist on the list. I’m really just being picky and on any given day of the week the list would change for me lol

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

1 in 5 kids in our country don’t get enough food and you’re upset about the 54 seconds someone was on screen tonight. Kids are getting blown up in other countries and you’re complaining about shit that doesn’t matter at all.

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Y’all think George Jones posted an apology video?

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@PaytonMcfeeley @unclerickETH @zachlanebryan With AXS people didn’t like that they couldn’t get tickets. Prices were fair. If he actually listed it would have been bigger venues or more shows. I don’t even think it’s a bad thing personally that people couldn’t get tickets. Selling out to Ticketmaster is insane though.

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@rnn_andD @boythatdude @itswooch @InternetH0F No it’s not. That is correct. I spent my time in the military as a meteorologist. I assure you that’s correct

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Listening to Jason Aldean talk about how things work in a small town is like being a middle school boy talking to the homies who are trying to tell you where the g-spot is

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@RapidCityRush Gartamaker 25 iPhone 12

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@Lil_Viathan Dude got Fred Flinstone ass feet

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Saw someone say “y’all are just now finding out drinking bud light is gay?”

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@countryMFmusic @kylecrownover @_KY_Jelly @_NewSlang If you’re not disappointed then I’m scared to step foot in Canada

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

@GhostTownGrow @iUsedToBeADuck It’s not, it means there’s a 30% chance you will see rain in your area. I was a meteorologist in the Air Force so we forecasted for a 5 mile radius. We didn’t use percentages because it’s a small enough area that we either said it’s going to rain, or it’s not going to rain.

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

I love when idiots on fb get PEMDAS wrong

MuLtIpLiCaTiOn CoMeS bEfOrE DiViSiOn

Racist scumbags

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Heattttt folks

[Jaden Gartamaker @JGartamaker]

Keep your head high, point your nose to the ground @JRVCarroll

[гг ~ 𖤐 @tize4PF]

niggas after adding an egg to they instant ramen

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Can’t wait to be a dad on Christmas Eve

“Alright kiddo let’s roll a joint for Santa”

[Skylar Gartamaker @skylargartamake]

Never expect the artists I want to see come to here! To the other guy, if you want to take me as your +1 I’ll buy you dinner