I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.
I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.
Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.
Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”
Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
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the first set of illegal immigrants Trump doesn’t want to immediately pickup and deport
are…(checks notes)…Iranian sleeper cell agents who we are apparently monitoring and know their location
i mean, c’mon…
@DrJesseMorse Really sad if this is the last time we see kittle play football. One of the best to ever do it. One of the only elite pass catching BLOCKING tight ends.