c

future roundabout designer • Yerba Mate fan account • they/them

[c @skywardbored]

The bathroom code is 7979

[c @skywardbored]

So like how often is normal to check the toilet for snakes before you sit down

[c @skywardbored]

#pierogiesforjesse

[c @skywardbored]

Mourning the loss of David Lynch, the last known man with a transatlantic accent

[c @skywardbored]

@flavorphoenix I would like to say that both answer 1 and 3 are correct

[c @skywardbored]

@TIERANIBRYAN Studios always using cg to bring back actors, shameful

[c @skywardbored]

@TIERANIBRYAN I’ve lost a bandaid recently if you find one let me know

[bemmy @bemdelabem]

tierani tomato and colin corn

[c @skywardbored]

The president should only be allowed to pardon one person and one person only: the thanksgiving turkey

[c @skywardbored]

“It’s like lentils wrapped in lettuce, it’s so good”

[c @skywardbored]

Listening to a guy incorrectly describe what a dolma is I might commit murder

[c @skywardbored]

Do you think they give a couples discount on mattress protectors

[droopy @Ninakauffman_]

Times are changing

[c @skywardbored]

Little known fact, skyline chili is a Greek restaurant

[c @skywardbored]

We should see to it that every bag has 99 chips

[c @skywardbored]

Veggie sandwich with extra olives save me

[c @skywardbored]

Someone complimented the pockets on my shirt the other day, If only they knew the contents, you can fit great things in a shirt pocket

[c @skywardbored]

@mollymonster That’s a loaded question

[c @skywardbored]

I have drunk 26 Yerba Mates since I last tweeted about it by the way, in case you were wondering