Me: “You know what, it’s hard, to shave your legs perfectly when your leg hair is that long.”
Them: “I know! Do you know how hard it is to shave a scrotum?”
Thinking of fiiiiinally making another makeup video and the only thoughts in my head right now are “you’re mediocre!” And “no one will actually care!” #strugglebus
I have seen THREE very different people in the last week that have just had random chickens come hangout in their yard. WTFuck, I want chicken friends!!!
HUGE thank you to @colbyjacksoden & @rinnymarie for coming up with my dungeons & zombies virtual birthday party!!! & thank you SO SO SO much to @ficusmarie@anniebeth623 & @skyxxsky for playing!!! i don’t deserve all of you, you’re the absolute best!!! 🧟♀️🖤🧟♂️
“Well, I’m pretty sure that I’m old enough now that when I go get a physical they’re gonna want to stick a finger up my butt. And I don’t want to do that.” -my love #sexyaf