slaBstr

Technologist + Trader

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@HuaweiUSA @elonmusk Chinese state-owned company cracking jokes about freedom. Hilarious.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@benshapiro you are one of my fav people. You are wrong on Candace Owens thing. Does she suck a little? Yeah. But not your enemy. You are letting emotion, not reason, guide you. Not who you are, man. Take the L…and tell us what you learned. Be you. Be Ben! Even when it’s hard.

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

SINCE OCT28 $VIX IS DOWN 32.5% WHILE $SPX ONLY WENT UP 6.2% 👏🏻

WHY WAS THE $VIX DUMPED TODAY INTO THE CLOSE DESPITE RISK OF WAR ESCALATING IN THE WEEKEND?

BECAUSE “GEODE & FRIENDS” SYSTEMATIC STRATEGIES NEVER PROCESSED NEWS! THEY KEEP GOING UNLESS A HUMAN TURNS THEM OFF…🤷🏻‍♂️🥲

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@arielhelwani just sucks. You messed up. A ton of people only tolerate you bc you were cool with @ChaelSonnen. He will see a massive loss in relevance after that spat. Chael is foundational to MMa ecosystem. Analytics support this. Watch…

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@TuckerCarlson I love me some Tucker. My guy. But for fucks sake, this better be well documented. Why would the bombshells drop now?

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

ian garry such a tool #UFC292

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@KidoLFC8 Haney doesn’t want smoke with TTT. Great inside fighter and dude can crack. Will sleep Haney inside of 5 rounds.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@BoxingKingdom14 He’s shook. 💀

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@SongYadongLFG is my new fav fighter. Total savage. English is good enough to talk smack and say funny/adorable things. Future is bright!

[slaBstr @slabstr]

Dazn is terrible. Use showtime app to buy.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@DAZN_CA_Help paid for fight and can’t stream

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@DAZNBoxing fucking sucks. Paid and can’t stream fight. Total BS.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@SpinninBackfist @PFLMMA Fight of the year!!!!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who the fuck did this?

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@federalreserve is losing the fight against inflation at this point. Weakening dollar. Commodity prices continually rising. What a shit show. Papa Powell has to bring the hammer down if he wants to avoid Arthur Burns 2.0 status.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@RealVision Just sayin…

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@FightHaven What sort of dude stands by and watches this happen?

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@metanyx @CryptoCapo_ Market makers routinely recover big vector candles, liquidating bulls and bears alike. Why is this time different? Like I said, this move would be far more credible if it retraced and grabbed some long liquidity before resuming upward.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@MrMatthewTodd @KonstantinKisin Yeah, let’s ignore all these silly distractions and focus on things that WILL solve the problem: throwing soup on paintings and whining on the internet.

[slaBstr @slabstr]

@KonstantinKisin What a legend!