A Friendly Slacker, PhD

Revolutionary slacker. Anti-authoritarian Left. Roguish nerd. strategic hypocrite. he/him.

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏

[GenPox @Gen_Pox]

Welcome to Generation Apocalypse. For a long and somewhat rambling introduction to what this is all about check this out:
https://t.co/aOVARSu5jZ

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

So I love fun little stories. If you love fun little stories check this out.

If you or anyone you know loves making fun little stories and would like to share them with the world, check out this page:

https://t.co/12s3R4W040

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏

[GenPox @Gen_Pox]

Are you feeling doomed as hell and can't take it anymore?

Well, here's something to maybe help you feel a little less alone about it:

https://t.co/7HRq1DZNaQ

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

@EW get his ass

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

@rabidpandaren seriously lol

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

the one about giving head

[Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @Sophia_Nyx]

without saying material girl, fav madonna song?

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

logging on

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

@SonOfPootieTang I'll be returning the favor in just a few 🤘

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

there goes the (cyber) neighborhood 🙄

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

@LeopardGarrett Sheepman, because electric wool is like a thing (maybe 🤷‍♂️)

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

4 stars, great food, cool atmosphere. would be 5 stars but the waitress said something super weird while pouring our water

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

One of those lyrics you can really feel sometimes.

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

I'm the type a guy a goose would take one look at and say, "nah, too silly for me."

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

I'm the type a guy a goose would take one look at and say, "nah, too silly for me."

[A Friendly Slacker, PhD @slackerpal]

@EatYrselfFitter did not see that final twist coming at all lmao