Bob

[Bob @slackhands]

@LostGlasgow 😁

[Steve Rosenberg @BBCSteveR]

Here’s the theme from ITV darts game show Bullseye with a classical Russian revamp. Bully meets Borodin…sort of. Thanks @norcrosscricket for the challenge. @BBCNews @BBCRadio3 @itv @rickygervais #JimBowenoff #SuperSmashingGreatski

[Brexitshambles @brexit_sham]

At what point do we declare Isabel's career over?

[Bob @slackhands]

@cluedont I find it to be too boring

[Bob @slackhands]

@lokiscottishrap Wow your boy is the spit of you! Merry Chrimbo

[Bob @slackhands]

@iain2019 Also breaking - https://t.co/63hEmtxxPE

[Peter Geoghegan @PeterKGeoghegan]

BREAKING:

Tory MP Andrew Bridgen is set to be paid £125 an hour by a company that he had lobbied ministers for “appropriate tax treatment” for teak plantations in Ghana.

Transparency International has called for an investigation. https://t.co/BtSjRK7lsP

[Bob @slackhands]

@JohnMcKissock Stunning

[Joshua Silver @eyejosh]

@DeborahMeaden @BenGelblum There is now a move to prosecute Johnson for Misconduct in Public Office https://t.co/OzLDCXPpdb It would be quite wonderful if it went "viral", since it seems he is simply trying to enrich his financial backers with " no deal" - on which they have bet many billions

[Bob @slackhands]

@Shaunbhoy751 Cheers bud

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

In the fifth richest nation on Earth, where scarcely-taxed billionaires build palaces and the government scatters £100m contracts among its friends like confetti, this happens.
https://t.co/gh35xvKx8D

[Bob @slackhands]

@guardian China have a history of playing with nature and losing. They tried killing all the sparrows resulting in mass ecological imbalance & partly causing the Great Famine. Also the 1 child policy which resulted in mass abandonment & killing of baby girls & 35 million extra Chinese men.

[Bob @slackhands]

Tweet of the year

[#TheFastAndTheCurious @UntakenName2]

Being inclined towards schoolboy pranks, Johnson and Frost swapped suits before meeting the President of the European Commission.
#BrexitChaos #BorisTheLiar

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/HuW8YRtC5y

[Bob @slackhands]

@themeantimer @sugarrayparlour @BritishAlba @Yumblat @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @Britishalba is John Redwood's 2nd account

[Bob @slackhands]

@martinborgars And they describe Mull as a remote Scottish island 🙄

[Bob @slackhands]

@mtnsofscotland Peach 👍

[Bob @slackhands]

@edinbronian @YourWullie Big cheers for sharing. Never heard it before and am a big fan of both. Ian's voice is ace

[Bob @slackhands]

@trouteyes