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Artiste. Saving the world one gin at a time. Reality TV fanatic.

[Parody @slackjawsally]

@currys what’s the point in someone answering the chat if they don’t communicate for half an hour?

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@currys I’m currently in your online chat trying to cancel an order that’s due on Sunday. The person hasn’t replied to me for over 20 minutes. Not sure what to do at this point

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@DeliverooHelp @Deliveroo So you are still doing fresh Mondays?

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@Deliveroo where is fresh Monday? Have you stopped doing it?

[Parody @slackjawsally]

@mamboitaliano__ Hahahahah fabulous comment

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

🚨 English actress Liz Hurley, 60, and her son Damian, 24, are straight-up insane

At this point nobody even knows who’s the mom, the son, the daughter, the older, the younger, the man, the woman, the boy, the celeb, the nepo king, the queen, or the whole Holy Spirit

We lost…

[Parody @slackjawsally]

@Uber_Support i was delivered damaged items. I cannot get through to any help on your automated system on the app

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Biggest red flag for Tyson was literally
no women on his side of the wedding guests #MAFSAU

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@NichollsLiese Or masculine energy

[Parody @slackjawsally]

Get out the closet with your masculine energy Tyson #MAFSAU

[Daily Bravo 💌 @bravodailymail]

Martha is my favorite so far. Absolutely broke, has a bird named Hecate that she feeds martinis to and overjoyed with telling an entire party someone is a Madame with the voice that sounds like she smoked a pack a day for 20 years #LadiesOfLondon

[samanthamcfarland @SailorSammy93]

This is how I felt watching Emma meet Mike’s Italian family #loveisblind

[Parody @slackjawsally]

Amber looks like Jordan’s Mum #LoveIsBlindSeason10 #loveisblind

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Curtis and Kyra: it’s giving inauthentic #LoveIslandAllStars

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@TravelodgeUK just checked in to Atlantic Wharf Cardiff. Extremely loud building work going on outside my room. I’ve asked to be moved to the other side of the hotel. They won’t in-spite of having room availability. They claim I was pre-warned about the building work. I was not.

[Parody @slackjawsally]

How is Curtis still only 29? #LoveIslandAllStars

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@Pikachu6393 And she got away with it!!!!! 👀

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

The divas did it!!! ❤️

#TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

[Parody @slackjawsally]

This feels like a forgone conclusion. They made it look easy. These two were epic but I wish Stephen had thrown Rachel under the bus #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

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Poor Jack. Fully played #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK