🜏 AJ🐀

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[護衛艦 @GoldShipgaSuki]

オナニーした。シコった。イった。
イく寸前、亀頭にティッシュをかぶせようとした。
しかし今日のチンポは一味違った。精子が上ってきてから射精までのタイムが早すぎた。レコードだった。
ティッシュは到底間に合わず、発射された精液は大きな孤を描いた。ICBMだった。
そして精液は俺の顔と髪に

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Terabytes you say? #WhatsTheRush #CheckThatHardDrive

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Sending this to my 96 year old Grandma right now

[𓂀HumanAfterEverything𓂀 @_HAEISBAE_]

This is a prime example of why people who say that "the government is just turning us against each other" or "It's not Left vs. Right" are fucking wrong.

A large swathe of America is DEEPLY retarded. They are purposely uneducated, ride or die, cult minded morons.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

1000 american dollars for a console with no controller #CastrateSamAltman

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

No guys it's fine, Flock cameras only read license plates, it's just normal traffic control, stop being so paranoid

Anyway here's one on a bike path

[cozy ☁️ @iheartcozy]

😭

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[random media archive @randommedla]

guy screaming for help while holding a chick-fil-a milkshake you already know im obsessed with it (burp) i cant get enough back with another milkheeeeelp heeeeeelp help me heeeeeeelp

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Rack em

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[𐙚𓍢ִ໋ ˚ ෆ @stdj489]

違うそうじゃない

[Khyle. @khyleri]

YOINK!

[#NEVERCHANGE @CAD3COMIN]

#SwissTheseNiggas