Simon Lanario

Jack of all, master of none- All quotes are random- COYS.

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@Ramon_Vega71 Ramon, we qualified last season by finishing 5th. The End

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@TPointUK A few years ago this would have been a sketch on candid camera, now it’s become reality. What have we become?

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@KULUZEBSKl Just can’t see us doing it looking at our current squad and manager. Compared to our last European final how many of todays players get into the that squad (bar Son)
H Lloris
K Trippier
T Alderweireld
J Vertonghen
D Rose
M Sissoko
H Winks
C Eriksen
D Alli
H Son
H Kane
????

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@Neccccy Yes

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@OliverKamm @Ofcom I can confirm “you are a bore”

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@Keir_Starmer You sir are completely bonkers

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@realTrumpNewsX A

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@TheSun having seen your headline today, will you be deleting your account from X?
Bet you don’t.

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@Keir_Starmer F@ck Wit

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I hate coriander! Is that a crime? #HateCrime

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@jonburkeUK You Sir are completely bonkers.

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@Thogden @StokeyyG2 Spurs
Didn’t have one
Spurs
Spurs
Spurs

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#TOTCHE

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@talkSPORT Broken

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@FBAwayDays 1 Tottenham 2 Tottenham

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@SadiqKhan Surely this is a parody account😂😂😂

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@Tottenham_Feed @LastWordOnSpurs No

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@LastWordOnSpurs @pokeefe1 You’re just making this up to provoke a response…at least I hope you are?

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@MayorofLondon This is a new low, you really are a horrible little man.

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@Hed4k @deirdreheenan What if it’s a Tory scientist or doctor?