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Why am I so silly?

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@jusdcanneberge It’s like speak singing, perhaps call it spinging?

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You know you’re dead wrong for what you said to those ladies at the gas station

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Sohey shows us how to really move like an ‘Animal’ 🐾

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@lurkerlurking20 @John64647689 @glamdemon2004 I feel like it’s an issue if it’s constant, it’s just disrespectful asf, I understand seeing someone attractive and glancing for a second but staring and doing it frequently is a huge problem, if a man is bold enough to stare while ur there imagine what they’ll do when ur not

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@SturmovikPilot @John64647689 @glamdemon2004 It means having a partner who always stares at other women everytime you go out

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@John64647689 @glamdemon2004 Nah the woman on the left is valid too, having a partner who has a wandering eye will drive you insane women don’t usually feel that way unless their partner gives them a reason to

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@AMarjenrose @Gl1tter_Fawn She didn’t say anything abt the girl but the girl is a damn liar, her calfs would also be huge and she would have cellulite like crazy if she had lipodema, plus she has no fat on her waist. Here’s what real lipodema looks like

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@AncapAtlas @InfoBebeRexha @PeterBaddieX She can move around just fine, juuuust fiiiiine baybeeee

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@lad__yy @st4rgur11 Actresses BEEN posting like this forever especially sex symbol actresses

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@iam_Mardiyyah There’s no way he wasn’t found guilty if this is real (which I doubt cause there’s no link to any article) since going out of state/country to have sex with a minor in a place where age of consent is lower is still illegal and he literally kidnapped the child

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@lumpMcAllister @Puhoy_pu @BinaryBarkode @oosagiix Nah I remember when she was first posted here everyone was like “wow she’s so pretty in her own unique way” and how she’s unconventionally attractive, Twitter does that shit all the time where if someone pisses them off they’re all of a sudden ugly n fat

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@battssz @holo197510 This is why that hip dip discussion it stupid, she doesn’t even have hip dips, she doesn’t have enough hip to have hip dips

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@Xrrogance @kundalioness @IterIntellectus Weed? Hard drugs???? Are you from Singapore or sumn?

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@candykittns @cutekxtty_ @praisemoose Hilarious but you are literally what the first meme was making fun of

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Fellatio could be a beautiful gender neutral name, has this been said before? At this point what hasn’t been said, even if it wasn’t said on Twitter a monkey on a type writer has said it

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Twitter is Facebook now :(

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@shitposts_mp4 Here’s a normal comment: they look like these seals :)

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@MeatDemolisher @devasattva What the duck

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@ChrisJeric17765 @TheChocoboRacer @BolognaFishMD @wbfresh90 I thought you’d never ask, Chris Jericho

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@H3XENSCHL4CHT My coworker showed me this band a couple months back and idk which song he was playing but all I could think was “this shit sounds like penis music”

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@smegmatasteyum @hourly_shitpost I said 3 because for me the bad cramps really only last the first 3 days and most girls I know it’s the same but everyone’s different