Vols Fan

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

The screwball, where the bubble gum at the bottom was as hard as a rock

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

For real

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Explain to me why our electric bills never decrease, even though we have swapped to all LED lights, energy star appliances, built massive solar and wind farms.

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Ghost of Neyland @GhostNeyland]

Hot take: College football uniforms need to go back to being shiny.

[Vols Fan @slapperfan422]

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT Most of the time it would take two people to be that dumb! She pulled it off by herself….

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never flying Spirit again

[Vols Fan @slapperfan422]

@lovingcupl Wow!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets https://t.co/uQDijWsxV0

[Vols Fan @slapperfan422]

@ClayTravis They don’t just look…..

[Vols Fan @slapperfan422]

@AntiLeftMemes Best post of the day! It’s got to be hard being that smart….

[Vols Fan @slapperfan422]

@ClayTravis Got to be an English teacher!

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Budweiser "Wasssup" 1999

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Abolish it.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Think about this for a minute! 🤬