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@Linkin1319 Yes but it's really more of a sparkling white kakistocracy.

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@YourAnonNews I feel like someone who gets arrested this often probably shouldn't be allowed to just zerg around the country stirring up shit every other week.

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@StephenBright Well just remember she could have stayed in the game where she could have made an actual difference in how things are going, but like all Republican scum, she tucked tail and ran at the first sign of adversity.

Fuck her and her opinions. We don't need her.

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

The underrated actor Michael Wright has passed. His wife made an announcement on IG. He was know for his incredible roles in the films The Five Heartbeats (1991), ‘’ Streamers (1983) for which he won the Volpi Cup for Best Actor, and Sugar Hill
(1994), and for his television roles Elias Taylor in V:
The Series (1984-1985), [2) Omar White in Oz (2001-
2003), and Lazarus Prime in Black Lightning (2019). Prayers to his family and fans.

[Slappomattox @slappomattox]

@Nguyen_anime3 I'm old enough to remember when they all would have been wearing variations of that same shirt.

I am older than 3.

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@davethul Good, fuck em. Tired of subsidizing these welfare queens. Time to give the old bootstraps a nice hard yank I think.

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@RobertJMolnar She'll end up frozen to the side of a box of McDonald's fries, which he will then violently devour.

Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

[Cat Escalera @EscaleraCat]

@Acyn He's gonna round up the wild horses sell them for meat overseas. Because you can't do it here, it's illegal. And they're gonna sell it back to us as beef. He's gonna make money, and we're gonna be eating horse. I put nothing past this administration.

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@MeriwetherFarms Well golly fuckin gee willikers, who could have seen THAT coming?!

Enjoy the fruits of your votes morons.

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@acnewsitics They always are under Democrats. Then, they continue to vote Republicans into office anyway. Fuck 'em all, no more bailouts. Time to live up to all that salt of the earth bootstraps and brass balls big talk.

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@TheGlavkoverkh What do you expect from an animal abusing communist coward? Nothing but hot air coming from such a tiny head.

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@theliamnissan Nahh fuck that and fuck them. They don't trust any vaccines so they don't get them anymore. Period. I'd rather see them poured down the drain than wasted on those rabid idiots.

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@RachelBitecofer Good, I don't want them to take it. They can avoid it all they like. No argument from me whatsoever.

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@MuellerSheWrote One could fill the Grand Canyon with things these animals don't understand.

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@nickshirleyy @TerrySchanz You're not a journalist.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar The Make-A-Wish administration just keeps pumping out the hits. Gotta get little Donnie Dickhead his heart's content before it explodes in a hail of hot dog grease.

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@P_Kallioniemi The worst part is he was allowed to just come back. Show should have ended when he walked away. Not exactly "surrounded" if assholes can just come and go as they please.

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@mistergeezy His constituents should know that his keen sense of smell can detect even the tiniest morsel of food.

Reminder to use the bear box.

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@JoshEakle Good, maybe they can clean up her Chernobyl teeth. Got some mossy chompers there big cat.

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

HAPPY TEXAS CHAIN SAW DAY ⛓️🪚