Stuart Slates

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@nglwithkylie with all the Xmas albums. Do you think Jason would do the National Anthem for a game

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@lukecombs lost my dad and best friend 4 years ago to cancer. “In case I ain’t around” wrecked me. Incredible song. Keep up the great work.

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@GetSpectrum 3rd internet outage in a week?? Get it together!!

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

No one use @HomeAdvisor they will cheat the companies and people like me out of money

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

#voicesavelaith

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

Apparently @ryantbowman wasn't entertaining enough

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

It's the Grammy's Tswift not a beach party. Go put some clothes on

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I propose we do a debate where every candidate has to do a shot of liquor before every question. That's the only way to get real answers

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@AmazonHelp they did nothing but say sorry. Getting real tired of this

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@AmazonHelp forced to accept a return on a materially different book but exact matching ISBN number Losing a good amount of money for it too

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

Very displeased with @amazon

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Go up to the coffee carts at #Passion2016 and order a Grande Louiegiglio.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Four score and seven minutes ago, I brought forth, into this mug, a brewed potion, dedicated to the proposition that I daren't fall asleep.

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@melanieslates you need to stop going to Africa

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

@melanieslates really? Again?

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

It's not alphabet soup if you're illiterate #foodforthought

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

Apple sauce is baby food socially acceptable for everyone #foodforthought

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

Fettuccini is mac and cheese for adults #foodforthought

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

Everything is or isn't ice cream #foodforthought

[Stuart Slates @slatesstu]

We eat pizza from the inside out #foodforthought