Slattwave1017

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[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@jeffrey_dalyop_ My legend has returned. Im one of the few people who saw your Dorgu video and last season made that video age like fine wine. Cant wait to see whag you drop next

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@brycegenre @3SkullJoe For real!!!

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@OpenshawFinest Congrats both got yellows

[gavin @gilfgavin]

woah cool shoes I wonder who made those guess I’ll never know because hard everything didn’t say

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb Wife had the forsight to buy one back in 2022, been laughing every summer since

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

ITV cut away from live coverage of Belgium vs Iran to bring a really emotional segment led by Emma Hayes.

After giving her initial analysis on the first half so far, she gave an impassioned speech and paid tribute to the dads out there on Fathers Day.

Hayes said: "One last thing, happy Fathers Day to everyone at home. I know it's a great day. Its also my father's heavenly birthday today and I just want to say one thing to him up in heaven: Thank you for giving me so much confidence to have the opportunity to do this [be a World Cup pundit. And so I leave you with this."

Then, she turned round to reveal a message on the back her jacket that reads: "She will change the world."

So powerful. 👏🏻

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@BettingWithAC This won ✅✅✅😁

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb Therefore even though parents monitor and control kids gaming time, kids can still beecoe addicted to gaming through no fault of their own or their parents.

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb I get your point but it’s also valid that Microsoft/Sony etc. allow developers to use gaming mechanisms that have been developed and sophisticated by gambling companies to make their games more addictive even though those games are supposed to be for everyone (see loot boxes)

[👑 Cyclo @Animencyclo]

#onepiece1185 Oda what do you have for me?

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@johnwalker_1986 So close, great analysis just the wrong player

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@MiaAnaya265213 @Axel_bitblaze69 Does this model predict match scores?

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@MerryOlEngland Exactly! It’s terrible, it kills your monument

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb Broooooo the stutter penalty is statistically the worst penalty you can do

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb FACTSSSSSSSS Can’t lie f they didn’t get a penalty we win that game

[Slattwave1017 @slattwave1017]

@theashrb Everything goes PSG way

[Tonton Oso🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Arteta has the most league titles than any current Premier League manager 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️