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[slave138 @slave138]

@LarryF916 @nbcsnl Considering it's not Easter weekend, I think it's pretty obvious how devout you really are...

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump nominates Mola Ram "Secretary of Labor"

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Attention, national media.

I was told this phrase is a globe-shattering transgression.

I await your breathless tweets.

[Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist @Nick_Anderson_]

The Best People
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Renee Libby @ReneeLibby95084]

I never believed Trump was an evangelical until I found out he groped a teenager.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

McConnell is responsible for more damage to this country than any politician in recent memory. And he voted to acquit this “impeachable offense”

He can take his book and his faux outrage and shove them up his ass.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kimberly Guilfoyle Dies Trying To Remove Makeup
https://t.co/QWXwplUfYM

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump introduces his latest MAGA merch.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Until it materializes, we should probably assume the “pedo tape” is a red herring to distract from the Hitler stuff.

I can’t believe I just wrote that about a presidential candidate… Fuck this timeline. I want my country back from these degenerates.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The only certainties in life: death, taxes, and a migrant caravan in October of an election year.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

“How fucked up is it that we focus on seven swing states to elect the president? …get rid of the Electoral College… whoever gets the most votes, whoever convinces the most Americans to vote for them, should be the president.”

— @JohnLegend, at @GUPolitics tonight

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Following the WSJ bombshell report about Elon Musk's close relationship with Putin, Should the US government cancel all contracts with companies owned by Elon Musk and revoke his security clearance?

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

I'm glad Obama killed Osama bin Laden... before Trump could become friends with him.

[slave138 @slave138]

Of course they would. A lot of them are chomos too.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

If Donald Trump groped a minor at one of his donor dinners and it was caught on video would MAGA still support him?

Just wondering.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Elon Musk and Donald Trump don’t want you to retweet this Venn diagram

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Romans 1: 22-23 "Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man."

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Tariffs are quite literally NOT paid for by other countries. They are taxes paid by American businesses on imported goods. Trump's proposal is literally a national sales tax passed onto the consumers. His lack of knowledge around basic economics is disqualifying by itself.

[Alan Gordon @agordonstudio]

@OccupyDemocrats