Last night, I wished on the Monkey's Paw to stop an ocular migraine I felt coming on while at a show I was really looking forward to. A finger curls this morning as an aura in my right eye prevents me from reading work emails.
Products that are marketed as advent calendars but only have something for 12 days should not be called advent calendars. Minimum of 24 days to be an advent calendar.
Taking myself out on a date before a pre-work function to eat Mac n Cheese and have a pint at the bar. *pushes up glasses* Heh, I guess this is what the kids call "adulting."
Very funny that @SnackCrate_Help blocked me on Facebook because I commented on how inappropriate their MLK marketing approach was with their most recent promotion.
Buying a silly little sushi making kit to distract myself from the anxiety induced chest pains over my heart. Look! It even comes with cute duck shaped chopstick holders!