Alan Smithee

I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@FallonTonight @EmptyNettersPod @WhatChaosShow needs to be getting the love too!!

[😸 @shanempreg]

this happened with my good friend ayo edebiri i can see the pattern here k

[Y @tinscognito__]

This is it now , Sunday tomorrow, it’s over for those who have been off since the 22nd. They’re thinking “oh we still have Sunday left” but there’s no enjoyment to be had. It’s all dread. Everything is leading towards setting that alarm for Monday morning, and logging on.

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@milachews @artinmy_bones There were quite a lot of us. We had a group chat in 2023 . Think we'd all still go if they came but the hyper fixation is totally gone

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

connor storrie awards buzz

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[so @sofitflt]

allthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesadallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesaid THIS IS NOT ENOUGHHH

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@katereinking I hope someone has explained it to you. If not, check out the song Stephanie by the band Joker Out. It's about Sadie ( we all assume)

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@ilyaswink Need more of HR x Omar!

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@CraveCanada Staying up? More like leaving work early ( to watch on HBO Australia)

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@HEELVoorhees @codenrl I think brain function is pretty important.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i love cute tiny purses but im sad to say i can never be a cute tiny purse girl. i need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere i go. because what if…..

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@holl4nov Could you please share how?! Any info would be greatly appreciated

[Alan Smithee @slaypose]

@etotako5 Ah they did and y'all hated that too.

[Andrew Graystone @AndrewGraystone]

French police have released a picture of the person they are looking for in connection with today’s jewel heist.

[clare @sadderlizards]

how can i make my life feel like this

[Brent @eurovisionbrent]

My Eurovision experience

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

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