post simone

the cross has spoken, i am forgiven || tlh•stl•mem || go noles bb

[post simone @slayyymone]

“i can tell you’re coming around the corner because i can hear the ice clinking in your mason jar” i am branded

[Cook Out @CookOut]

PICK YOUR TOP CHOICE 🚨

The final 4:

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Lets not forget that was the #9 ranked team in the country

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car

[post simone @slayyymone]

@QueenCourtAllen i love you!!

[post simone @slayyymone]

grief is so weird bc everything can be fine and then you’re closing and doing sauces at the bbq place that you work and “you should be here” comes on and you cry bc your grandpa won’t be there to see you get married this year and wow just S A D

[DAZHANÉLEAH. @Dazhaneleah]

It’s crazy what the sun can do for your mental health

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

will february ever end

[🅱️ @lilkjay12]

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different 😭

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Every night when I go to bed, I calculate exactly how long it will be till I’m drinking coffee.

[angie @teaxtarot]

I WILL romanticize my morning coffee thank you very much!!!!!!

[chavíto @Chavito316]

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[Dilys @Dilysnana]

Y’all fumbled Bernie Sanders TWICE?! And expect him to dress up to this gathering ? Y’all lucky he came 😂😂

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

I sure would love some precedented times this year