stephanie

dog person & cat person

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I don’t understand why/how people with pets move places that they can’t have their pet and then get rid of them. I would literally live in a box before I would move somewhere without my dog.

[stephanie @slbailey17]

ways my husband says I love you without saying I love you

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I’ve decided I’m having a yard sale and nothing in my house is safe 😂

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I’ve had 2 of Cody’s students follow me on insta today. I hope they like workout selfies and pics of my baby 🤣

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I ordered a new lunch box and it’s out for delivery. These are the things that excite me as an adult 😂

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I’m watching love is blind and it’s reminding me of when Cody called my mom and asked for my hand and she said “if you think you can put up with her forever”

Thanks mom 😂

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@mrsholden___ Don’t run water down the drain. Take the pipes apart under the sink! It’s probably sitting in the first bend

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I’ve been trying to eat healthier so I haven’t been buying much junk food. It’s now 12:44pm and I want some chips 🙃

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@mrsholden___ The best feeling. Congratulations!

[stephanie @slbailey17]

Nothing kicks my butt in gear to clean more than having people over.

[stephanie @slbailey17]

Bedtime routine with an almost 7 week old

Put him in bassinet and watch TikTok until he’s fully asleep

Turn off lamp

Wait a minute or two

Turn the lamp back on to check that he’s still breathing

Repeat checking on him every few minutes until I fall asleep

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@haleyhaayy StephSpins17 🤣

[stephanie @slbailey17]

The peloton instructor in my postnatal class said “be patient with your postpartum body. It’s not amazon prime and it won’t show up in 2 days”

😂💀

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@TeaJayMaxx Congratulations!! 💗

[stephanie @slbailey17]

Being home alone all day with an infant is so much more exhausting than I could’ve ever imagined or prepared for.

[stephanie @slbailey17]

All of Cody’s family thinks I’m originally from Kentucky because I told them all I was from Louisville when we first met 🤣 it was easier lol

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Growing up in the Midwest is knowing that it’s not worth explaining where you’re actually from, just name the biggest city closest to you and get on with your life

[stephanie @slbailey17]

I just went to @cvspharmacy to get my TDap that you have to get during pregnancy and the guy working the pharmacy counter said “I wouldn’t get that here, I have covid”

…..excuse me?! Then why are you working? I am flabbergasted 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@kateeDK841 Amen sister. Struggling to picture our life with one 🤣🤣

[stephanie @slbailey17]

*cody talking about how his new truck was expensive*

Me: what’s more expensive? Me or the truck?

Him: you, hands down. I can sell the truck

🤣🤣

[stephanie @slbailey17]

“You once dreamed about being where you are right now”

🥰

[stephanie @slbailey17]

@kateeDK841 Awesome I’ll check it out. Thank you!! 🥹

[stephanie @slbailey17]

Any moms on here have breast pump recommendations? I have started the search and I am very overwhelmed 😂 my insurance does pay fully for some and gives me a credit towards others. Trying to weigh the pros and cons and would love to hear from other moms!