Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke

I say what I think and rarely think what I say. I might offend you or I might not. Now, ask me if I care. Ohhhhh, and I’m conservative AF.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

"I want my legacy to be the impact that I have on young kids and the people in the state of Iowa.

I hope I brought them a lot of joy this season."

-Caitlin Clark

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Praying hard.. please be okay man. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@dane @elonmusk Who are you?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

Ready to bid adios to the shit show known as 2020!

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@ali @TheRightMelissa @HawleyMO Done.

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@ali @TheRightMelissa @HawleyMO Done.

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

Yes. Thank you @HawleyMO for representing the majority and making us Missourians proud!

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: @HawleyMO becomes first sitting US Senator to commit to objecting to Electoral College certification

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@Bringitstrong That’s different. If I go to your gym, I expect that. Entirely different circumstances here. But it’s all good. Today I paid my $5 and got silence. Total zen energy. Well we lost, so almost total zen energy.

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

If I’m gonna have to pay $5 to watch a basketball game, I would hope that the announcers wouldn’t be so damn biased.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

If every business owner opened all their businesses at once ... what could the liberal mayors and governors do?

Not a damn thing. Just do it.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

So...Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black is a problem.
@hilariabaldwin pretending to be Spanish is a problem.
But grown men pretending to be female and destroying women in physical sports competitions is “stunning and brave”.

Make it make sense.

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

My Vote is for what makes this country great, freedom of speech & religion, 2nd Amnd, hard working tax paying citizens, police & military. In this election, we have freedom of choice, which all should respect. For me & these principles, my Vote is for @RealDonaldTrump. #Vote ☑️🇺🇸

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

In order for @NBCNews to be considered a reliable new source, they need to hire new and improved unbiased reporters. @MeetThePress @chucktodd sucks.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I did admire Eva Longoria’s heroic attack on “income inequality” though. Not a lot of women with a net worth of $80,000,000 will share their pain so openly like that. #Brave

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@chucktodd @MeetThePress are the poorest excuse for journalism I have ever seen. When my husband turns it on, I choose to scrub toilets. I would rather lose brain cells to the cleaning chemicals than by watching.

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@FuckTheMedia2

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@POTUS , we got you covered in Missouri and Arkansas at Lake Northfork. I can’t count the number of high fives and horns we got today. #KeepAmericaGreat #trump2020

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@realDonaldTrump

[Stephanie Cottrell Surdyke @slcottrell]

@WomenforTrump