sally olds

Writer living in narrm
Substack @theparis_end

[sally olds @slds91]

@bikertimau @mikjcal Hey @bikertimau could you DM me please? Looking for eyewitness accounts of this event to include in a piece about midsumma! :)

[sally olds @slds91]

Wrote about Nightingale and the housing crisis!

https://t.co/jHF0nvHAfn

[sick leave @sickleave999]

sick leave presents: PARTY REPORTS 2 @ Collingwood House Friday 19 May. I am missing football training to do more printing tonight. be there to honour my sacrifice https://t.co/JGKS6PFauG

[sally olds @slds91]

At the brisbane writers festival this Saturday doing two events. 1 on class and 2 with Jenny Odell on doing nothing: https://t.co/wHnMQulzxQ

[sally olds @slds91]

In which I leave the Nicholas Building, return to the Nicholas Building, and spend a lot of time at Subway and Arthur Daley's:

https://t.co/2nzOT9RXcB

[oscar schwartz @scarschwartz]

This week on @theparis_end, a closer look at gelato-based lubricant.

And more! https://t.co/iH6MI8T9Mm

[sally olds @slds91]

@scarschwartz why are you barefoot

[sally olds @slds91]

New on @theparis_end - I explore the strange sapphic phenomenon of the male lesbian. He shouldn't exist.....but he walks among us and stands beside us. Let a thousand male lesbians bloom 🌷🌷🌷

https://t.co/46ZQjxWI03

[oscar schwartz @scarschwartz]

Even if you’re not familiar with the Melbourne art world I highly recommend you read Cam’s column—a clever and funny dissection of the self mythologized bad boy artist, a type of guy that exists in every scene

https://t.co/ahsQFoVqSt

[sally olds @slds91]

New on THE PARIS END: what was the backpacker? Does the crusty barefoot guitar-toting globetrotter still exist or have they all morphed into #vanlife influencers? Oscar heads to backpacker ground zero (Byron Bay) to find out. @scarschwartz

https://t.co/iQe6CTF0ua

[sally olds @slds91]

New post on @theparis_end -this time, THE STARS, our review section. This week we review Tár, 100 gecs, Fluffy Torpedo, Shirley Hazzard, and Aesop Queer Library. Please enjoy 🍦
https://t.co/7jQuLBuPrj

[sally olds @slds91]

@zachariasszumer thank you! and oh yeah that would make sense. the lobster chapter in 12 rules is worth reading for how deeply odd it is

[sally olds @slds91]

THE PARIS END kicks off today. I went to Jordan Peterson's stadium show so that u don't have to. Live laugh love read subscribe 🙏

[sally olds @slds91]

Nice to be paired here with my fellow VPLAs shortlistee (and the winner!) @eda__gunaydin. We confessed at the ceremony that neither of us have read the others' book yet... and that's solidarity <3

[sally olds @slds91]

Jordan Peterson by @dillings10
(Read all about it & subscribe at https://t.co/UwY3lvV9Ni)

[Harehole Melbourne @HareholeMelb]

Harehole’s iconic Fitzroy location is closing next week, we’ve extended our opening hours so that everyone can have a last chance to say goodbye to a piece of Melbourne's queer history.
50% off of everything, and everything that’s not bolted down must go!
All offers considered!

[symbolic human @mxcreant]

I'm publishing a book! Seems insane to me. Thanks @newsouthpub & @hatmcinerney (especially!) for believing in my work. Coming to you May 2024 😘

[enjoys an orange @dillings10]

I have read all of these articles and drawn comics for most of them and they are all very good

[sally olds @slds91]

Announcing a new weekly newsletter by me, Cameron Hurst, and Oscar Schwartz. THE PARIS END will be bringing you news, profiles, goss, and more. My first column is a dispatch from Jordan Peterson's sold-out Melbourne stadium show, coming soon.

https://t.co/Rwtt8qEQZl

[sally olds @slds91]

cc @ursulabrs

[sally olds @slds91]

bought a pair of the perfect fashionably too-long jeans at my home town op shop and am fighting my aunties and mum tooth and nail to leave them unaltered