𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜

𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

https://t.co/6ZRqQG7Ls4

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@InEelsweTrust & @UnderHerSpells

[prince 🍎 @voxtekmanager]

i have been thinking about them a lot recently

[가데넬 @6b7oom]

#hazbinhotel

[📺 @gyu0000o]

so anyway did you know moths can mate for 9 hours

[Mephie @Mephie404]

unblessing your feed with Travis ❤️

#HazbinHotelValentino
#HazbinHotelTravis
#HazbinHotel

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

Yeah, you got an amazing body, too.

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 ♡ @YourLosinStreak]

(He gives a shrug with a smug grin.)

I'm more than just a pretty face, sugar.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS [Bird boy ain't saying no to free cash, he's gonna spend this on sluts!]

Thanks, boss man! Uh, lemme know when Tom's available again. The mask is really doin' it for people.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS I-I-I dunno, sir! The boss brought him in and said, "make 'im a star."

...I don't think he was wearing his glasses at the time. But Tom, he's, uh, he's a natural at it.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS Uh, 1...1.2 million.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS Why else would I be promotin' it, sir?

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

[He gives a round of applause.]

Angel Dust, you're so good at this, baby.

[He's writing these down!]

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 ♡ @YourLosinStreak]

How's about "Honey, I grew my junk"?

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS Uh, yeah, sure. Ya want me to take it off the air? It's already made 1.2 million.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

My name's Travis...

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@TVDEM0NS [He nods his stupid fucking head.]

[꒷ ֶָ֢ Ɗ𐤠ƊƊƳ V ֶָ֢ ꒷ @BigPimpingMoth]

𝚂𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙔 𝙎𝘼𝘾𝙆‼️

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

Keep feedin' 'em to me then, toots, and I'll take care of the rest.

[He'll claim they're his ideas, be careful, Angel!]

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 ♡ @YourLosinStreak]

Nah, like he'd give a flyin' fuck what I've got ta say. I'm just the talent.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

@sleazydirector ᅠᅠ
why the fuck is MY news team doing PORN?

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

Catch our new film "Skinny Dipping Tom Foolery" starring Tom Trench. He's makin' his porno debut with this film.

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

Ya ever share 'em with the boss?

[𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 ♡ @YourLosinStreak]

I've got a million of 'em~ ♡

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

Laaaaame.

...Can he at least watch?

[ʙʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ (slow) @WaveFromARadio]

aha!

absolutely not.

he never poses for the camera.

besides, he doesnt want that footage going back to his weird bosses

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚜 @sleazydirector]

.............Who the hell is that?

[𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓪 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 ...🖤🤍💜 @mangermoncher]

What I want..." he began. "Is for you to not lay a finger or even make eye-contact with Ms. Warner. Am I understood?""