dart monkey 🇺🇲

computer enthusiast. if you're here for sports, sorry for the politics. if you're here for politics, sorry for the sports. spartan.

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@_TOEBOY_ https://t.co/4I27ZPzhaX

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

Got rid of my Ring security system and went with Platner Protection Services. Less tech and more reliable hands-on approach. It even came with door stickers to ward off intruders.

[PROGRAMANCER @Programancer]

I was showing my girlfriend's teenage kid this and Fabulous Secret Powers and said "you think your generation has the monopoly on brainrot" and she responded with "Why are these videos so long?"

[Καλός @realKalos]

I went to high school with this girl. She had a crush on me. The same day she confessed, we were walking home when Netanyahu sneaked up behind us and yelled "BOO!" I let out such a gay squeal that she got the ick and never talked to me again. This is why I'm a Nazi.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Hanging out with Patrick Casey and he brought over Kool Aid Pineapples for his pizza 💀

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

how Mormons look at you when you tell them that in order to be Christian you must accept the Nicene Creed

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@MrNOVApolitico @KJVPopulist Please tell me which districts in particular you feel are unfair. I think the commission did a decent job

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@MrNOVApolitico @KJVPopulist Hard disagree on Michigan and I live here

[manoj mehta @notmanoj_]

first date idea: go watch obsession and only look at her throughout.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How your girl looks at you when you say she can’t have your fries after she said she didn’t want anything because she’s not hungry

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

When the waitress says they’re out of chocolate milk

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@JimCosta_ man Rochester Hills has gone to shit

[Daddy @ChudDaddy]

Currently obsessed with Inde Navarrette

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Me when the woke pussy starts talking about the crime statistics

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@ZSteins_ @nascarcasm Well, we took the Pistons however many decades ago. Fair's fair.

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@HighLifeJester @BarryOnHere Wemby should prob stop out of respect for Bam

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

Inde Navarrette lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight 9:00 PM sharp

[Fancy_Fancy_Bear @FancyFancyBear1]

A great hunter gets inside the mind of his prey