dart monkey 🇺🇲

computer enthusiast. if you're here for sports, sorry for the politics. if you're here for politics, sorry for the sports. spartan.

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

I feel bad for the striver children when the Tiger Mom discovers the new meta for the ivys.

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@the_det_times Reading comprehension people, Black COLLEGE Football Hall of Fame. Recognized for COLLEGE achievements.

Granted he only played one year at Jackson State, but this counts enough for eligibility since he finished his career there.

[b @wwxwashere]

just overheard a guy introducing himself as a “backend software engineer” and a girl reply “backend? omg happy pride month” LMAO

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@PolymarketBlitz Seahawks keep taking my players >:(

[sea @neverlie]

I get foids now I wouldn’t block her either

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@BeakAndFire @CookieChloe5 @Lily_Argenta ok ur getting flamed here but admittedly it comes off a lot clearer on video than through the image shared above

[royal 🂻 midwit @royalmidwit]

A woman this naturally attractive could only have become famous the way she did—a sleeper hit micro-budget indie. A big studio casting director (resentful girlboss or gay man) would have turned her away for not having fetal alcohol syndrome, hypertelorism or quirky abnormality.

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@_TOEBOY_ https://t.co/4I27ZPzhaX

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

Got rid of my Ring security system and went with Platner Protection Services. Less tech and more reliable hands-on approach. It even came with door stickers to ward off intruders.

[PROGRAMANCER @Programancer]

I was showing my girlfriend's teenage kid this and Fabulous Secret Powers and said "you think your generation has the monopoly on brainrot" and she responded with "Why are these videos so long?"

[Καλός @realKalos]

I went to high school with this girl. She had a crush on me. The same day she confessed, we were walking home when Netanyahu sneaked up behind us and yelled "BOO!" I let out such a gay squeal that she got the ick and never talked to me again. This is why I'm a Nazi.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Hanging out with Patrick Casey and he brought over Kool Aid Pineapples for his pizza 💀

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

how Mormons look at you when you tell them that in order to be Christian you must accept the Nicene Creed

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@MrNOVApolitico @KJVPopulist Please tell me which districts in particular you feel are unfair. I think the commission did a decent job

[dart monkey 🇺🇲 @sleb_iF]

@MrNOVApolitico @KJVPopulist Hard disagree on Michigan and I live here

[manoj mehta @notmanoj_]

first date idea: go watch obsession and only look at her throughout.