Brian Gitonga

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[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@Sysca_ Mimi pia they came very fast. I was surprised by government efficiency 🤣

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Bad Hombre @Askumo254]

Jacaranda ni kwa msimu, Bougainvillea ni wa kudumu.

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

Elite simping from Ahmed. The outcome is always the same.

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

I can never get this clip from a 2019 doc out of my head when thinking about Ilhan Omar’s marriages.

This is her real husband, who was in love with her. He quit his job so she could run for office.

She of course left him for her white political consultant in DC. Awful person.

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@ChrisCrackNDC @_JustPete si nilikushow. Sasa hii ni nini.

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@RamzZy_ I have an issue with their delivery with the exception of Black Thought, Ransom, Jada and Royce. I'd pick Royce because I enjoy his raps the most. I really struggle with Banks. They're all on my playlist though.

[塞缪尔 @sam_one0]

@smileycherry2 Rada kwani Dna results zimetoka😂😂

[Cde Mupombovhomo👏🇿🇼 @Moooldridge]

REASON WHY Zimbabweans DON'T BUY NEWSPAPERS.

[Kip🇯🇲 Too @ant1_bruno3]

@RonkellyIsaac such an innocent looking young man😭

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

Wah 🤣🤣🤣

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

@Josh001J I don’t have a brother josh.

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@AIRTEL_KE mmesema to celebrate mashujaa day mtatunyima internet?

[Nyamweya Bw' Omari @NyamweyaBwOmari]

@MigunaMiguna What about when you ‘swore in’ Raila! Was that part of constitutionalism?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

May the soul of Samara Machel, murdered on this day in 1986 by Apartheid South Africa rest in peace 🕊️

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

Such a boring and uninspiring guy. If I was headed to the shamba and he gave me a speech on why farming is good, I would go back home and sleep for the rest of the day.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Kalonzo Musyoka: I will deliver Kenyans to Raila’s Canaan. Pharaoh (Ruto) will drown in August 2027.

#NTVAdhuhuri @YoshuaMakori

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

Jacaranda Propaganda 💜

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@Sysca_ @GacheriNdumba What's with abusers and Bible verses🤣

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@Susan_Mumbua A lot of people fell for that "wacha niweke United win wakiwa wamefunga bao naona iko na odd poa."

[Brian Gitonga @SleekGeekBrian]

@kash_Bior Unataka kusema there is another document that was reviewed?

[Khutso @Khutsolization]

We are really fortunate to be witnessing this kind of football in Mzansi🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥