thesleepingworker

I like to sleep at work a lot I just be really tired I can’t help it

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Need I say anything else?

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Ayo they deadass gave the crackhead from Snowfall her own show within the universe what the hell is going on

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

AYO DR ROBBY ONLY ROCKIN W BLACK QUEENS DAWG LETS GO

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Watching the two guys at Chipotle handle the entire Midtown lunch rush alone

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

I can’t smoke weed and watch the Pitt because I have a panic attack every time somebody has a heart attack

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

I’m so scared of having a heart attack I feel like I’m gonna die soon

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Ayo Al Hashimi gonna be COOKED by the end of this shift omg

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[GothamChief 🦇 @GothamChief]

When I heard that accent slip in #Lanterns

"SPEAK UHP" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[the lonely determinist @alvinXxXflang]

@sama pandering sycophant

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

The Pitt induced panic attack

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

After one family annihilation I think you should lose privileges

[Dr. Sakura @DrSakura1]

yall sleeping on mii porn

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Tweet bomb!!!! KABOOOMNMMMMM

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

I hate my life so much how did I get here

-chronicles of the sleeping worker

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

NEGATIVE ENERGY BELLYBUTTON CHEESE

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Genuinely why the fuck do top tier wealthy celebrities who have more money than they know what to do with do these shill advertisements for what will simply amount to another drop in the bucket?? What are they gaining? Somebody answer me please!!!!

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

@CityBureaucrat Kingpin ahhh build

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

Can’t wait to binge the SCU (Sheldon Cinematic Universe)

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

I STILL HAVE TO GET UP TMRW

[thesleepingworker @sleepingworker0]

I just don’t get how the world expects me to have a day like this and NOT go home and get high. What’s next? Worse things?