Robert Alongi

Doctor of Pharmacy - PhD Student - Auburn Aetos Alumni - Tampa Bay Cannons

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

Welp that’s one way to end your college career 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/XO3poP6pUp

[Auburn Aetos @AuburnUltimate]

ROB LAYOUT CALLAHAN ON DGP. WE WIN 15-14!!!! Literally the picture perfect ending :^)

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

bro is actually a supervillain

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica It doesn’t matter cause you are you 😘

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

Just hit 2 weeks at the new pharmacist job and I’ve worked almost a months worth of hours cause of all the problems we’ve had with the change in ownership…

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica Whenever you’re free 😘

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica I gotchu

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

Someone send help. Rearranging a pharmacy is terrible and I wanna go homeeeeeee

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica Listen…I can adopt a kid so you can hit on me as a dad

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

And just like that, I want to retire

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

First day of my first adult job :)

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ultimatesascha That is crazy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica Give me a few months and I gotchu 😘

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@kamikachow95 Yup that outta cure cancer forsure! Trust me I’m a pharmacist I should know 🫠

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@ArdenVeronica How I imagine you typing this tweet

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

He is the goat 🫡

[UltiPlanet @UltiPlanet]

Captain comes over to see what’s wrong:
1: “I called disc space and he called shut the fuck up so I called violation”
Captain (to stfu): “did you think it wasn’t too close?”
2: I don’t know, I’m just gonna tell him to shut the fuck up

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

That’s my club captain 🫡

[Ultiworld @Ultiworld]

Jonathan Sillivant enjoyed a hot dog after this score 🌭

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@aubrasaurous

[Robert Alongi @sleepysoccer]

@bring_snaaacks I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣