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La Gata Bajo la Lluvia

[방탄소년단 @BTS_twt]

teamwork makes the dream work.

[spidey❤︎dp // #yumetwt @yumespider]

First of all. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just -

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

when you stabbing somebody and hear that lil skin pop for the first time

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the mousegirl bartender gave me my drink by balancing it on her head and saying "for you it's on the mouse" but afterwards she made me pay for it which undermined the pun so i ended up waiting in the back alley for her shift to end and i shot her twelve times.

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

prof had us all introduce ourselves with an adjective and this freaky ass brother just said "persuasive"

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a loving father to his cat

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Men be like I wish my coworker loved me

[Liu Kang @sanekanye]

once you call out someone’s weirdness you’ve got about 45 seconds before the smear campaign begins

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

some of you need real problems. your mind’s conjuring nonsense cuz it’s bored

[۟ @nomorebaldfades]

even in ur own head ur worried bout what others think lmao

[luca 🐞 @dippersdiaries]

shit like this pisses me off so bad how is your man that useless bro and how are you so chill with it

[juannick @guytellsjokes]

when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying

[Nolan Price's footstool @bpdwillgraham]

Tim Curry and Dolly dying at almost the same time is like a nuke was just dropped on the gay community

[miles @milesdotgov]

Why is it curious George is never curious about women’s rights movements? Or How to have conversations about race in today’s political climate?

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Dolly Parton funded the Moderna vaccine in 2020 and is probably why millions of people are still alive today she was a total angel this is so crushing

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

This is so cute but it’s absolutely sending me that Dolly made Sabrina change the lyrics from “don’t embarrass me motherfucker” to “don’t embarrass me like the others” but let her keep the premise of the video being that she beat that man and threw him in the back of the truck

[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

I must share this photo of Dolly with Bob the Tomato

[L⁷ @Lydia130613]

Rest in peace Dolly you were so special

[not j*ss is uplifting tatyana ali @itsnotjess123]

80 years old… she was just a fucking kid…