Cameron Parker

professional piece of shit. dr_bitch_craft on insta and cameronparker97 on Snapchat.

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

Boy: you look like a work of art
Me: omg you’re so sweet
Boy: this one

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

@emmymhartman That where you got the stuff for the foreign candy video?

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

@emmymhartman do you guys have world market in Ohio?

[Pans Without Cakes @SummersFate]

@hype_bae Probably because they don't make bras for the women who truly need bras.
B cup Becky can get away with not wearing a bra.
Yes, Dorthie 32DDD can spend $60 - $80 for one bra, discomfort, and a brand name.
But Fran, Gretchen and Helen have to hit up Lane Bryant for the F, G, & H.

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

@Hummingbear_ I came here as a thirst follow and stayed as an adore stan what a good surprise

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

@butwhosmiguel honey I don’t know you but my New Years resolution is to be your friend because I’m also getting a katya tattoo and that’s a good enough reason to be friends.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.

They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.

Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.

[6arelyhuman @6arelyhuman]

THE BEST 2 SEASONS COMBINED https://t.co/t2ce6YtkBP

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I have the patience of a TSA agent. And the anxiety of a bird lost in the terminal.

[hungy @g0dli]

Is this where @TheBiancaDelRio got her degree?

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

ITS PRONOUNCED BERTCOIN

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IS THERE AN AIRPORT WITH LESS TOUCHING

[Cameron Parker @sleightofbody]

Sometimes my anxiety wakes me up before important events to tell me I’m ugly ❤️ https://t.co/EMA1kw9J4I

[K$ @likejasonwithak]

ill never forget when a girl called me by this nigga name in a twitter argument and since then i been hesitant to start beef on this app https://t.co/lN1LDh2PLv

[isabreulla ☭ @jotajessie]

same picture

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Thoughts while packing: I just remembered this girl who I used to hang out with in middle/high school. She did a short stint as a stripper in the mid to late 2000's and one of her stripper names was "Haunted". "Now coming to the stage, Haunted!" True story.

[𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒉 𝑴𝒐𝒍☕ @stephmol_]

The most consistent thing in my life over the past 8 years x