Lynette Mathews

Engineering graduate who spent all day licking stamps and all night slurping gin.. now drives around in a big DAF

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@anon_opin Most modern cars have a virtual assistant button therefore there is little need to use the touch screen. Press the button, speak to it with such phrases as 'turn on air conditioning', 'play TALKSport', 'turn up temperature ' etc. 👌🏼

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@dorsetpolice @BasilTheGreat Thanks for calling out the BS nonsensical 'facts' thrown out online @dorsetpolice.... unfortunately some people believe everything they read.

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Tommy Chooses Love 💜 https://t.co/IM8wORUhs3

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@itvcalendar 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@fesshole It never does turn it how you imagined it 👍🏼

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@fesshole @callumbates this you mate?! 😂

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@fesshole Lolz 😂

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@ohanxiety 2009.

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@the_traitors_ Great line up 👏🏼👏🏼😄

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One sign that a good day was had by all 🐕💜

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@TheBritLad I wonder how many people purchasing these chocolate eggs understand what Easter even is?! 😆 The birth of the Easter bunny 🐇 Too much palm oil and lack of cocoa for me anyway these days 🍫

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

*insert Adele lyric quote here*

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@domdyer70 To quote the @peta website "Seals are slaughtered in Canada, Greenland, Namibia, Norway and Russia. During Canada’s annual commercial seal slaughter, as many as 400,000 seals can be shot or bludgeoned". This is barbaric.

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@DailyMail I am not sure what the exact truth is on this story however well done to the clever corgi who led them safely back 🐕 💜

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@SkyNews Brilliant 👏🏼 now all pet owners need is a comparison price list for the majority of services vets provide such as check ups, X-rays, overnight stays etc. so it can assist in our decision of which vet to attend?! 🐕

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@SkyNews Scouts are for boys & Girl Guiding is for girls. Both groups do the same types of activities, trips etc. ⛺ I loved my time in the Rainbows through to Rangers & finished as a Younger Leader - I believe my time there had it been mixed genders would have made it less enjoyable 👍🏼

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https://t.co/vASgyi5euk

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@SkyNews RIP 💜

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When postprandial somnolence hits hard 👋🏼😴

[Lynette Mathews @slettynetty]

@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine 100%. As a driver you should be aware of your surroundings whilst behind the wheel regardless of whether you are moving or stationary. A driver cannot do that if they are looking at a phone screen.