sam levy

⚡city lover/data nerd/cheese enthusiast✌️

[sam levy @slevyhead]

i just finished reading Raw Dog and have not stopped talking about it for one second. i bought a hair clip in the shape of a hot dog. i am obsessed and can’t believe we’ve been gifted with fresh joey chestnut drama

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

hi it’s jamie, mrs. hot dog herself. i can help you understand the joey chestnut ban 🌭☀️🫡

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

decided to quit dating apps and meet someone the old-fashioned way: my Dalmatian falls in love with their Dalmatian

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

sometimes a girl will be like i used to live with a ghost and you just have to be like yeah thats so true

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

stop thinking you need a relationship to be happy. sometimes all you need is affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood where you can wear nice little outfits and get food

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

That little margarita song is so funny because if you give me 3 margaritas, the lyrics are on point, but if you give me 4 margaritas I will start explaining how German WW2 soldiers were basically on meth and how that impacted world history.

[sam levy @slevyhead]

I just disassociated for 20 minutes and I’m wondering how I put that on my timesheet

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

I really enjoyed this (yes, scroll all the way down!) https://t.co/g4nWh0rRxe

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Great advice via @joshgondelman "No need to 'just ask questions' about Jews overall unless those questions are 'When is Hanukkah this year?' (Answer: Sometime in December...) or 'Is it weird if I wear a yarmulke at your wedding?' (Answer: Nope!)" https://t.co/4KERZ1QHkT

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I don’t need kids dirtying up my prized possessions.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The student loan forgiveness application is now LIVE: https://t.co/P2tc66sIA2

[Gumby doctor @gumbydoctor]

Shazam, but for someone’s face who literally just told me their name 6 seconds ago.

[sam levy @slevyhead]

This was in 2015! I’d love to know how this started, how long they’ve been playing together. It’s magical.

[sam levy @slevyhead]

I used to live right across from the Westerkerk. Listening to boat guy and bell guy play together felt like something out of a fairy tale. Bell guy used to pop out of a tiny window way up high in the bell tower to say hello!

[sam levy @slevyhead]

Is that normal or am I dying: a memoir

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Alderwoman Jeanette Taylor @taylorfor20th]

I first applied for an affordable housing voucher in 1993.

I finally got a call back in 2004 to tell me my son who just graduated high school couldn’t be on my lease.

Today in 2022 I finally got a letter telling me I made it to the top of the waiting list. I have no words.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

no worries if not!!