Scott L. Fritchie

Jack-of-many bit-centric trades, many of them Erlang- or Elixir-flavored with a splash of Pony or Go.

[Jade Allen 🇺🇦 @avocadoSuperFan]

Friends, @CodeBEAMio is happening next week. I’ll be speaking about the intersection of #Erlang and #devops - it’s gonna be fun! See you there.

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

@lucperkins The reunion used three 3BR cabins scattered across the campus.

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

@lucperkins LOL no, those jumbo cabins in the summertime are booked waaaaaaaay too far in advance for a humble family reunion like ours to grab.

[J On The Beach @JOTBConf]

What happened to Peer-to-Peer Systems?
Check out the video from @xmal at #JOTB23 #distributedsystems #P2P #blockchain
https://t.co/DZxw7Y65ba

[Adolfo Neto in on BlueSky and on Mastodon @adolfont]

Erlang Workshop 2023
Call for Papers
Paper submission: 2 June 2023 (extended)
Follow @ErlangWorkshop
cc @theErlef
https://t.co/bStmxRmpam
#WeBEAMtogether #MyElixirStatus

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

@cheeseplus

[[email protected] @joedevivo]

I'm on the job market! Hire me for Elixir, Build & CI Infrastructure, DevOps, Nix, Rust. Looking to start in July, happy to talk now.

[Michael Coles @gen_ale_drinker]

Hello 👋 I'm looking for my next challenge! I prefer smaller orgs (10-100), remote-first culture and Elixir/Erlang stacks. Love solving problems and helping others be their best selves❤️ Looking for eng leadership opportunities, can be hands-on.
RTs appreciated 🙏

[bsky.app/profile/zee.town @zeeshanlakhani]

Twas' a great year. Thanks again to the speakers (@durumcrustulum, @santoshgnag, @ztellman, @cellocorgi, @D_T_N_D, @MasterMilkX), core organizers (@d_run @alazyreader, @jeremyheiler, @cemerick), volunteers (@slfritchie, @pauljamescleary, @trevmex) & @strangeloop_stl (@puredanger)

[Papers We Love (@[email protected]) @papers_we_love]

Y'all! Canz haz Papers We Love Conf Swag? https://t.co/p2B8WRwfHE

[Papers We Love (@[email protected]) @papers_we_love]

We're super excited that @strangeloop_stl hooked us up with their on-demand vendor for PWLConf 2022!

https://t.co/p2B8WRwNxc

#swag #paperswelove #pwlconf #product

[Denis Bakhvalov @dendibakh]

Stabilizer needs help! And definitely deserves more love.
https://t.co/nV7MwQnakN
The goal is to provide statistically sound performance benchmarking.
If anyone has some free time, please consider helping out with the project (some compiler dev experience is needed).

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

I spent part of this sunny afternoon with the artist<strikeout>dall-e mastermind. Nearly snorted coldbrew coffee through my nose seeing this on his phone. Behold our new consensus protocol diagramming tool!

[@jrecursive.bsky.social @jrecursive]

"paxos consensus algorithm with giraffes as clients, an elephant quorum, and an anteater as leader, by mc escher"

[Cuyler @cuylerjones]

Hey friends! It’s rough out there, looking for a job. If you hear of anything, please let me know. I’ve also been chatting with a TON of folks, so if you’re looking, let me know and maybe I can help you out, in the meantime.

[spannungsbogen @akasprzok]

For real yall, who's hiring o11y folk?

Asking for a friend.

I'm the friend.

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

@gordonguthrie @gregburd That can was in our house just a few weeks ago. (Not *exactly* your can, but, you know....) Approved, carry on!

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

Crashing stuff for testing is fun. Crashing several things in a test is neat. Crashing *all* the things exhaustively during testing is 103% pry-it-out-of-my-cold-dead-hands useful. https://t.co/HxW38xji0N

[Scott L. Fritchie @slfritchie]

@jmshoffstall @joedevivo You describe my first two biz trips to Japan and wrestling with my hotel room's aircon remote control. Trip three gave me the secret decoder ring^W^W^W^Wa photocopy-of-a-photocopy of an diagram in English. I saved that piece of paper for *years*.

[tylerhannan @tylerhannan]

"deletes in distributed systems are hard"

If you are a CRDT or Rust or property-based testing fan, this is WELL worth the read.

Also Russell's work here is freakin' amazing - https://t.co/K9xXkSwEHj