I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?
Two banks. Two completely different reasons South Africa should pay attention.
First Abu Dhabi Bank just topped S&P's 2026 ranking as the biggest bank in the Middle East and Africa, ahead of Qatar National Bank. It also just won a nine year trademark fight against FNB, and now it wants an actual SA banking licence.
This isn't a retail play. FAB runs roughly 80% corporate, 20% retail, backed by Mubadala's sovereign wealth fund. What SA banks don't have is a direct pipeline to that kind of Gulf capital chasing African trade and infrastructure deals.
Standard Bank had to open a rep office in Cairo just to get close to that flow. FAB walks in with $400 billion plus already behind it.
Revolut is the opposite fight. It's not chasing corporates, it's chasing you. One app for a bank account, stock trading, crypto trading, international transfers, all with zero fees. No more juggling Capitec plus EasyEquities plus Luno. SA neobanks have pieces of this.
Nobody has all of it stitched into one banking licence yet.
Local banks aren't standing still, Discovery just added crypto trading. But this is the first time global muscle and global product design both land in SA at once, from two completely different directions.
The big five have owned this market for decades. That's about to get tested from both ends.