Matthew Patel

Ramona's FIRST Evil Ex Boyfriend. Slick like no other, with a passion for pirates and the dance.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@fromthafuture If you do, you must take PICTURES so I can show them to PILGRIM and laugh at his lack of adoring fans!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@beautifulxlie86 I seem to be a bit late, but I was asked to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. Never let it be said I do nothing for my FANS

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@fromthafuture @beautifulxlie86 S. L. Ick.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@OriginalBubsRA I am a hit at ALL TIMES!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

I can use my MYSTICAL POWERS to cook a lovely roast dinner using only my hands! It is good to be MATTHEW PATEL!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@SolidFNSnake Character drama, you say?!

[Every Tweet Ever @EveryTweet_Ever]

[Joke to hide the pain]

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@CrashAndTheBoy My parkour skills are far superior.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@fromthafuture S! L! ICK!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Live. Laugh. At @_ScottPilgrim_.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@_ScottPilgrim_ Stop your whining, you buffoon! I'm sure she's doing fine without you! BETTER!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Do not test me, PILGRIM! I will FIGHT YOU for her! RT @_ScottPilgrim_: I think I'm in love with that actress from The Thing.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

I am not surprised by the fact that THAT FILM won two Scream Awards. Any movie with even a flawed depiction of myself is sure to CLEAN UP!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Very good to know... RT @_ScottPilgrim_: Ladies dressed as horses. #ThingsIFear

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Retweeting oneself is for arrogant fools who believe themselves more intelligent than they actually ARE!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Today! It's UNfollow Friday! I implore you all to to UN-#ff that IDIOT @_ScottPilgrim_ !

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Michael Crawford is a singing accountant compared to myself! One day I shall become the greatest Phantom that EVER LIVED!!!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@SolidFNSnake Oh, no, nothing. Just paying my respects to the greatest show of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!!

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

Hide your face so the world can never find you.

[Matthew Patel @SlickPatel]

@HylianTimeLord IT WOULD MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER!!