From tha Future

Tweets from the future. Like, pretty far in the future.

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

I'd eat Gerard's Butler

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

In tha future @khloekardashian keeps us safe from aliens by making earth too shitty to invade.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

In the future the bell in a boxing match has been replaced by a guy with a cellphone yelling WORLDSTAR!!! @WorIdStarComedy @thomas_issa

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

🙄@KimKardashian in the future we remember you the way people in 2016 remember Hitler.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

In the future there is no Twitter. I have to travel back in time every time I post one of these.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

@NickKristof @nytimes in the future there is no gender, but the fleshies are oppressing the metal skins.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

In tha future we've replace the with tha, and we've replaced politicians with kindness computers.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

We just interfaced a neural map of @SenSanders brain to the Internet and now Porn is affordable for everyone.

[From tha Future @fromthafuture]

Gonna fill up my tank today. Gas is only 700 Amero's right now. #thanksrobotObama