Victor

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In case you aren't caught up, we're all fucked.

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@CutForTime G-damn, dude. Your song drops have been FIRE lately. #montage
@GreatestTrek @BenjaminAhr

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@glasscannonpod Children are getting hairy AF these days....

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My oldest just picked out a book for me to read where the family dog is old and sick so they put it down and it completely wrecked me.

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Is everything still awful out there?

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@troylavallee I just posted mine but here they are again:
1. Read more books
2. Cry less
3. Play more video games

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Goals for 2022:
Read more books
Cry less
Play more video games

[Dean Somerset @deansomerset]

Odds are anyone negatively commenting on Simone Biles pulling from competition have never:

*Competed at an elite level
*Coached anyone who has competed at an elite level
*Spent any time with the eyes of the world on their every move
*Been a woman of colour in all of the above

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My life would be so much easier if I didn't care what my kids ate or if they ate at all.

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@MitchClarkeMMA I use a laundry dry rub.

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What a bad time to decide to read Parable of the Sower.

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@MitchClarkeMMA Nobody wants to see Jeff Daniels fuck a spider or anything else.

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"What's a squat rack? Do you mean the thing you hang your clothes on?" -my 6yo

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Someone just mistook me for 32 years old. Being freshly 40, this made me feel good about myself. But also bad for that person, for them being so dumb.

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Reason 3141 I love Boba.

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@dungeonsanddads @HeyBethMay Here I am looking for a good laugh at work and now I have all these feelings. I'm going to have to subscribe to your Patreon because of this.

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Me stepping out into the sun the last 2 days.

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@amanda_krumins Have you tried growing an ugly moustache?

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@Hoffm @KPODDfm 1997 is my nostalgia year for alternative songs.