Andy Dwyer

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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@JonHeyman SOP for The Tigers trading HoF talent.

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@BBGreatMoments Ah, flip flop Trout and Ryan. 4 no hitters is infinitely more impressive than 3 MVPs. Never mind Ryan changed power pitching forever and Trout, while great, isn't revolutionizing anything about his position.

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@_DavidMorrell @Shawn_Chesser I didn't think they involved you much after I watched Last Blood. It was, in my opinion, a Rambo story in name only.

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@BaseballQuotes1 All the ways to orient the field...

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@YahooSports It really didn't.

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@ericmmatheny @megynkelly Because he's just a parrot for the Big Orange Idiot and doesn't have an original thought of his own?

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@JeffPassan Also offered a pretty good sense that CB Buckner was clueless.

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@JackCarrUSA @_SamHunter Only reason I haven't is because I'll be on vacation for my anniversary on Pub Day and I'm grabbing it then so I don't have to wait.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Let’s face it—the yo-yo president of the U.S.A. knows nothing. He is a dunce. He does what he is told to do—says what he is told to say—poses the way he is told to pose. He is a Fool.

This is never an easy thing for the voters of this country to accept.

No. Nonsense. The president cannot be a Fool. Not at this moment in time—when the last living vestiges of the American Dream are on the line. This is not the time to have a bogus rich kid in charge of the White House.

Which is, after all, our house. That is our headquarters—it is where the heart of America lives. So if the president lies and acts giddy about other people’s lives—if he wantonly and stupidly endorses mass murder as a logical plan to make sure we are still Number One—he is a Jackass by definition—a loud and meaningless animal with no functional intelligence and no balls.

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@ChrisMartzWX @megynkelly That's because it's "changing" meaning it's no longer normal. Which would mean too cold or not cold enough is ABnormal. It isn't that hard to understand.

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@JackPosobiec @megynkelly Possibly the stupidest take I've read yet. Which is saying something.

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@megynkelly I get that you have to perform for your sponsors and whatnot, but this is insane. Nothing he did was worth killing him over.

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@megynkelly Biden isn't president anymore. I know the Big Orange Idiot likes to blame things on old Joe, but this is Trumps America and Trumps DHS that are killing American citizens. Wake up already.

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@mazemoore @megynkelly Amazingly Americans weren't getting killed by ICE in the process.

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@JayTC53 @megynkelly Her killer was actually arrested.

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@nicksortor @megynkelly Imagine calling yourself a journalist and having Newsmax in your bio. Newsmax is graffiti with punctuation masquerading as information.

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@megynkelly This justification of murder is absurd, even for you.

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@billybinion @megynkelly And yet the Big Orange Idiot still thinks the national guard is needed because crime is out of control.

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Congratulations to the President on playing hardball to twist the Danes' arms and get them to agree to the things they already agreed to in a 1951 treaty.

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@jonmorosi Because all you guys report in normally is OPS, EV and Launch Angle.