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If she does not remember the last time "she's had so much fun", GET OUTTA THERE! #WednesdayWisdom

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#WednesdayWisdom when faced with choosing between a rock and a hard place, don't. Just. Don't.

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Anytime anyone asks me what I do for a living, I say modelling and ramp walk the fuck out of there! #fml

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Damn! There goes my dream of making Talli mallu. #UdtaPunjabCensored

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You really transform education when your Books turn into walking talking Robots with kind hearts. #TransformingEducation #Transformers

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Ok so who's big idea was it to call this thing we wear on our feet, Slippers?

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Dishoom is the story of a maverick thief being chased down by Abhishek Bach.. Wait. #DishoomTrailer

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Thank you mom, for giving me the one thing no one else can - Oedipus complex. #FromMomWithLove

[ABP News @ABPNews]

Comic actor Razak Khan passes away after a heart attack - ANI https://t.co/gv1DszLOM0

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Yay Wednesday! My fifth favourite day of the week. #weekday

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@hankypanty Mr. Pant has been recommended anal by random guy #breakingnews https://t.co/z7nZl4q0so

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My wife is a #nihilist. I am a nottinghilist.

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@radhagokhale haha well done!

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#makeiniran https://t.co/XxisErpiEx

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Iran forces messaging apps to move data to Iranian servers https://t.co/esxQckekBw by @romaindillet

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Is it too late now to say sorry, but I.. Look like Nivin Pauly #NivinPauly #belieber #sorry