dick van yikes

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[dick van yikes @slightly_raven]

someone on tiktok just said that the met gala was “the devil wears prada coded” and, honestly, you just don’t get that level of discourse here anymore.

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@Rain_Surname https://t.co/cv8kyjSZj9

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can’t believe we get so little time with the person who said sharing food with neighbors is like grabbing a strangers wheelchair is actually a landlord who wants to be in a polycule with their tenants as the main character of the hellsite. this is what he took from us.

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day 21 since the collapse began. i emerge from my hiding to find the other survivors. i hang our flag so that they know we are still here to see another sunrise and that we existed:

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it’s not an “event”. three young men were murdered in a mass shooting. three more families will bury their babies because of gun violence. keep licking the nra’s boots and letting our young people die- you’re not finishing higher than fifth in iowa, you fucking pinecone

[74th Governor of Virginia Glenn Youngkin @GovernorVA74]

For family and friends with questions about the event, @UVA has established an Emergency Hotline at 877-685-4836

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@carlysintothat @MissJJEsq @WAForeskins i will pay elon $8 a month if he makes posting this illegal

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found a negroni sbagliato with prosecco shoved inside a Twix. No words.

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@NelsonAlmUK @LethalityJane and ableist. really going for the “I’m a piece of shit” trifecta. Throw in some classism and you’ll be all the way there.

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fun fact: madison was the architect of the 3/5 compromise, held people in slavery for his personal benefit, advocated for slavery during the missouri crisis & supported the forced “repatriation” of Black people to Liberia. This, in fact, kicks ass & I hope Jimmy heard it in hell

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@NelsonAlmUK @LethalityJane no really what’s the joke? either stand by it and say to with your whole chest or delete that fatphobic nonsense. don’t weasel out of it. i hope have the day you deserve.

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@PollyJayStone health=weight is bullshit. and like the ability to sing, dance, and play the flute for hours a night, multiple nights a week, on a national tour?!?! none of them could EVER

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@NelsonAlmUK @LethalityJane i don’t get the joke. could you please explain it to the class? why is it funny?

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@PollyJayStone i wonder why she’s so mad that a classically trained flautist got to play a flute.

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@selina3sticks someone said “cantore for location and Waffle House for intensity” and that’s basically as reliable as any other weather agency tbh

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@selina3sticks i saw a comment that based on all these people who willingly stayed (not people who were unable to evacuate) we are definitely going to have a video record of someone’s last public words and I am unwell and I refuse to log off.

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@selina3sticks i can’t handle it and yet I refuse to stop watching 🙃

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@selina3sticks holy shit this is the end times.

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

Lord I see what you have done for others

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it should also be noted that his full name was actually morrissey and he technically outlived queen elizabeth so please hug your fur babies tight, blast “the black and tans”, and have a pint for an anti-monarchist good boy.

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in the grand scheme of today’s news this is not even a blip but the best boy there ever was crossed the rainbow bridge today. he came home with me 13 years ago and was my first baby. he waited long enough to meet my first human baby. rest well, sweet moe.