Pete Slopenjoyer

A carefully curated collection of tweets about current events, video games, and pooping and farting.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Someone ripped down the only flock camera near me. A few weeks ago the pole was bent like someone hooked an atv up to it but didn't have enough ass to pull it down, now the whole thing is just gone. 🎉

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Fuck Microsoft copilot, bring clippy back

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@iShambako @stalker_thegame I manually install my mods on Stalker and yes I have this installed, but it's ridiculous thar we have to do it in the first place! Like who who honestly asked for this? Were people that mad that they suck at a single player game? Come on now!

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@BudLightSadness Gonna go hook some sewage pumps up to the internet so I can monitor all the downloads.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@spin565656 This picture made my day 😂
Even if there was no translation, it's pretty clear what it's showing and it's hilarious!

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Good morning

[stickfigureeight @stickfigureate]

i'm just gonna fucking say it: women are a little odd sometimes

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@eepydemxn https://t.co/erkmaQub6E
You can sometimes find magnesium at the grocery store, but they usually don't have chelated.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@eepydemxn They recommend something like 3 grams for a migraine but I think you can take 1 gram and have the same effects.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@eepydemxn Get some chelated magnesium

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@Raelthy Same thing happened to my wife. We weren't married when she decided to try to make it on her own. She hated that, realized moving to Texas was a mistake and asked to move home. We got married soon after.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Wife and I processed and jarred 6 lbs of tomatoes to make salsa yesterday. I must have just picked every bit of 6 lbs of tomatoes just now. I think I'm sitting on like 20 lbs of tomatoes.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Eat cock

[Rep. Don Bacon 🇺🇸✈️🏍️⭐️🎖️ @RepDonBacon]

Eat Tofu.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

I miss how twitter was before all the africans and indians showed up.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@TiaThePresident 😱

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@snarkbox Nope

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Scrotum senses never lie. We didn't see a tornado, but points south weren't so lucky.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

@big_guy_4x4 Hard to say. Someone's getting one today though for sure.

[Pete Slopenjoyer @SlightTism]

Scrotum senses are tingling. There's a tornado coming.