Today is my 32nd birthday.
Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.
Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:
When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧
Dear all OU football fans. I will personally see to it that Michigan kicks the shit out of Lincoln Riley for the way he treated you. Your hatred is now my hatred. I will avenge you.