Nyquillus Dillwad

#1 Rihanna fan, East-West Bowl All-American

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

FIFA 17 career mode team…did 11 year old me know ball??

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

@SixersGreg LeChills bro, LeChills.

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

White boys flocking to the bar on Fridays is kind of like the mass cicada emergence. Theres just nothing you can do about it

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

@RealRonanChavez Eat a bag Ronan

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Never thought I’d see the day UD hit the bv

[Tanner “Diesel” Callahan @tanner8callahan]

wtf going on at udel aphi 😭😭

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

I wish driving had proximity chat

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[Uber Chelsea FC @UberChelseaFC_]

That away end today. That’s why this football club gets through the hard times.

Sensational. Up the mighty Chels.

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

Public transport beers are a top 3 beer I can’t lie

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

What the f Santa

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

Took an exam while still in bonus land life is awesome

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Grateful for:

-gyms
-iPhones
-The Dark Knight
-Twitter
-AFC/NFC Championship Sunday
-grocery stores
-iMessaging
-aux chords
-cool Uncles (ones you can tell anything to judgment-free)
-living in a free country
-“How To Save A Life” by The Fray
-Harry Potter marathons when it’s snowing pre-Christmas
-girls with good bodies who have older brothers who played sports so they’re automatically chill
-the fact we’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the chance of us being alive is 1 in 500 trillion

Life is so good it hurts. Happy Thanksgiving :)

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

@Dougychops3 Need a fact check on #4

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

Does movember apply to pubes?

[Tommy "Tough Knuckles" Izzo @IzzoTruther69]

Letting the big fitz do the talking tonight.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

How could you not be romantic about Fortnite

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

@Dougychops3 Need to rip a camping forty Friday tech

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

The lion does not concern himself with the location of his wallet after a hard blackout

[Hawkeye Phil 🧊 @sadhawkeyefan]

Hold on now ladies, beer is snapping me

[Nyquillus Dillwad @slim2shifty]

Hanging up the boots #xabialonso #sendy #ipromisewetried